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Basic Grammar

Written 8/6/2007 7:22:38 PM by diceknight  | 
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This is one I expect a lot of Internet people to fail. Or, for the l33t crowd, phail. Simply judge if each statement is correct or incorrect.

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Not bad!
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Isnot, good-at English!
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Comments:
xcuttiex

Aug 6 @ 8:32PM  
nice one
kehalacante717

Aug 6 @ 9:29PM  
KUDOS! Good quiz, thanks for posting!
koyaanisqatsi

Aug 6 @ 9:49PM  
Oh, hooray! I'm God's gift to MD!
xcuttiex

Aug 7 @ 3:48AM  
I'm God's gift to MD as well and I knew it before taking this quiz LOL
*I'M TEASING*
greetings
_CQ_

Aug 7 @ 5:40PM  
Some of your examples have spelling and punctuation mistakes. These are not considered grammatical errors.
diceknight

Aug 7 @ 6:21PM  
Consider it a blanket term for the nature of the test.
Sweetheart83446

Aug 7 @ 11:04PM  
<~~ God's gift to MD!

W00t.

Yanno why cauz I has the besterst grammer skillez en da sight. I ruel.
Dovestreasure

Aug 9 @ 12:36AM  
Loved your quiz. Thanks for sharing it with us.
sweetncaring2001

Aug 9 @ 5:14AM  
I'm not sure how you did your scoring but some of your examples have spelling and punctuation mistakes. It's hard for me to choose the right answe when I see al those mistake. Anyway, I know what's my standard of English as I found out throughout the years I've been chatting online with a lot of English Speaking people, they can't even spell right. But f I do any mistake now, it's because I'm so tired and sleep to go check my typing. I'm going to bed now! NIght night!!!
Microchip

Aug 10 @ 10:42AM  
I Aced the test, but was poorly graded. I'd like to see your criteria.
koocnosaj

Aug 10 @ 11:58AM  
I agree. Every single question, except for one, had grammatical and/or punctuation mistakes; I should have gotten 100 percent. 3 thumbs down for this one.
Bambooo

Aug 10 @ 1:51PM  
I'd have been god's gift in my native language. I'll settle for "not bad" in English.
diceknight

Aug 10 @ 5:41PM  
Wow. Apparently no one perceived that grammar is considered a blanket term here? If something had a punctuation, grammar, or spelling error...it was incorrect. Simple as that.

Koocnosjac, you need a few lessons before you can downvote me. Starting a sentence with a numerical value, instead of just writing out the word? It's not only lazy, it also invalidates your point.
koocnosaj

Aug 11 @ 12:07AM  
That is something obvious that would never be written in an important paper. Considering this was just a comment, it has much less bearing on the point than creating a quiz on grammar and not knowing your own mistakes. I was simply making a point that when one gets a hundred on a test, the final score should reflect the given effort one puts into it. Let's be a tad less persnickety and be accountable for our own shortcomings. FYI, you spelled my name wrong.
diceknight

Aug 11 @ 7:24AM  
If I want a flame war, I'll go to YTMND and start it up with people that do it well. So I'm not going to get roped into this. I'll just say that most've the people that have told me the test is incorrect, either through E-mail or comments, have typing skills akin to a cat having a seizure on the keyboard.

So to anyone new taking the test, regard grammar to include punctuation and spelling as well. It's really not that hard, people. If a sentence looks incorrect on any basis, label it as incorrect.
RINascarFan

Aug 15 @ 8:45PM  
What is the scoring? How many sentences out of the 10 were considered correct?
Luv2garden107

Aug 16 @ 7:49AM  
Yeah Nascar, I was wondering the same thing myself. You should post the correct ones and the wrong ones. I got a score of "not bad". Does that mean I got 100% or are there some wrong? Incidentally, I think the people who might take this quiz are ones that know they are pretty good at grammar anyway.
Sweetheart83446

Sep 11 @ 1:49PM  
What does l33t stand for? I have been trying to figure it out, but I can't.
diceknight

Sep 11 @ 7:23PM  
What does l33t stand for? I have been trying to figure it out, but I can't.

L33t as defined by Wikipedia.
iglooo101

Sep 24 @ 10:25AM  
Sadly, here is my score. That was a tough kwizz lol
"Basic Grammar
Just Average
You probably knew a lot of this stuff at one point in your life, but forgot it. It's understandable, not every occupation deals with it on a daily basis. If you're a highly compensated employee at my company; however, I've likely expressed hatred over your three digit salary combined with an inability to tell the difference between your, you're, and yore".

Palomino

Oct 1 @ 5:21AM  
I took this test offline because I knew I would disagree with the answers.

Basic Grammar
Questions: 1 - 10 of 10
1) the sad girl puts balls in her mouth.
Correct
Incorrect The wasn't capitalized.


2) Its hard to take people seriously when they behave like idiots.
Correct
Incorrect Its contraction for it is = it's


3) Several posts on Match Doctor serve as a prime example of this.
Correct
Incorrect Matchdoctor is one word. Prime example of what?


4) Some people completely ignore the rules of basic grammar
Correct
Incorrect No period ending the sentence.


5) It really makes, me wonder if they completed even basic education.
Correct
Incorrect No comma after makes and "even" should come after they.


6) How can someone be forty years old and not understand capitalization?
Correct
Incorrect


7) So everyone, please look at you're profile.
Correct
Incorrect your...not you're - comma not needed after everyone unless you are going to put one after so


8) Does it look like a retarded fiddler crab wrote it?
Correct
Incorrect Wrote what? And retarded is not PC.


9) If so, please ask yourself "Why must my profile be a horrible, screeching deathwail against the sensibilites of people that took the time to learn the language we've all agreed on"?
Correct
Incorrect you need a comma after "yourself"


10) By the way, the first question in this quiz is a South Park reference. I couldn't think of a good line of questions at first, until I had the idea to endlessly ramble.
Correct
Incorrect
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